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Avram Grant is sloping to be streamer to West Ham, but what of an additional of Portsmouths most managers in new years, Tony Adams? Things seemed to have left a bit still for the kid in new times, but the former Arsenal favourite is back. And how, with a conjectural �1m-a-year stipulate to conduct Gabala FC. What? You"ve never listened of them? How could you have longed for a side sitting respectably mid-table in the Azerbaijan Premier League? Possibly picking his difference carefully, one of Adamss new players said: "We acquire the good Tony Adams; we can be really unapproachable to have such a good footballer as the coach." His name: Tarzen Jahangirov. Be careful, Tony, the a jungle out there.
�7,500
The total fetched at a gift auction for the fit Harry Redknapp was wearing when he was soaked by his Spurs players as they distinguished gift for the Champions" League subsequent season. Dry cleaning extra.
Disorderly eating of the week
Its breach time again at Wikipedia, judging by the entrance for Neville Southall, the abundantly proportioned Everton and Wales goalkeeper of yore: "Neville Southall is a Whale of a former general footballer. He has been described as one of the fattest goalkeepers in history... He was famously sent off in an U-14 tie for perplexing to eat the referee." More food for thought from China, where their Olympic judo hold up Tong Wen has tested certain for the criminialized piece clenbuterol. This is used in pig production, and Wen blames eating a excess of pig chops for her plight. To no avail; shes been criminialized for dual years. Thats what comes of being a small piggy.
Good week for
Kevin Pietersen, distinguished the bieing born of his son by attack the winning runs to take England in to the World Twenty20 final... Matt Calland, Halifax rugby joining head coach, backed dual days after being suspended... and David Beckham, invited by Fabio Capello to stick on Englands middle sanctum at the World Cup.
Bad week for
Bobby Zamora, striker lost the Europa League last with Fulham, and longed for out on a probable England World Cup place by injury... Bangladesh cricket captain Shakib Al Hasan, held chickenpox on debate in England... and Win McMurry, US TV golf reporter, inadvertently referred to Tiger Woodss neck damage on air as a "bulging dick" instead of disc.
Wonky steering of the week
Bad moon rising Down Under last week end for Mark Tapper, who crashed out of Rally New Zealand after a witness forsaken his pants as Tapper approached a bend. "A really white bottom next to the highway put me off for a fragment of a second, afterwards I only ran far-reaching and rolled," he said. "Possum Bourne [another driver] patently got his nickname from a possum using out and crashing his car, so I goal my nickname isnt going to be Brown Eye." More careless pushing at Chesterfield FC last weekend, when a infirm Spireites witness celebrating a late leader assimilated a representation advance in his wheelchair. No word nonetheless either he"ll be removing a wheelie ban.
a.tong@independent.co.uk
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